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Dispatch from the Front
Cornonavirus Woes
My apartment is 50 ft from what will be a nest of infected people and regrettable I am down wind from them.
Because of our age both Carol and I are goners. Buy your sympathy cards and write your eulogies.
To make life difficult for the undertaker, I have grown a beard and the poor bastard will have to shave me before I'm carted off to Le Repentir.